I didn't actually realise until this morning - how often I make Ashleigh laugh.
It's so easy as well. If I say anything minorly witty, with a strange voice or anything semi-amusing - she'll laugh. She pisses herself if I repeat something she's said back to her with 'The Ashleigh Voice'.
I tend to make anything she said a lot more dramatic though. I add in lots of words.

I was sat on a round table with Lewis, Michaella and Ashleigh.
We had random conversations - ocassionally mentioning our oncoming Media Studies exam, which occured today at 9:15.

I proved to Lewis how terrible of a speller Ash actaually is.
We were mocking the idea of her having a reader for the exam - mainly by using 'The Ashleigh Voice' to say things like: "UHHH... CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION LOL..."

I asked her to spell "reinforcements" out loud.
It's hilarious watching her - her eyes dart in all directions and she opens her mouth really wide.
And of course, she spelt it wrong.
"R-E-E-N-F-O-R-S-M-E-N-T-S".

Oh Ashleigh.

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Our exam was in a seminar room on the 4th floor.
Lewis and I walked up the stairs together. We started off from the ground floor at a reasonable pace - but were slightly less enthusiastic when we reached 4th.
Those bloody stairs.

And that bloody seminar room!
Asides from the fact a ton of people couldn't see the screen at the front properly - so the moderators had to call up some random woman, who made everyone stand up and move their desks around (we started the exam 20 minutes late because of this...) - there had to be something in the air. Everyone was CONSTANTLY sneezing, and I find sneezes piss. I was also proper itchy - I was scratching my wrist to the point where I made it bleed a little bit.

I got agitated reading over the questions at the start - so I was chewing my thumb.
I made that bleed too, and I ended up wiping a smear of blood across a page in my answer booklet.

The unseen text was fucked.
It was a trailer for Channel 4 +1 - and it was a RAPID MONTAGE.
If you started writing something about one clip, by the time you'd finished - you'd have missed about 5 others.

The moderators were fucking dozy as well - WE were telling THEM the exam times!
Oh, and one of them said 'AQA' as "AQUA!" - I seriously pissed.

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I'd say the only question I really bodged was the Instituions question in section A.
I really don't think I wrote enough for it.

I'd say my section B answer was pretty mint.
I used up all the space in my answer booklet with my essay.
I also got to write lots about Gok's Fashion Fix. Tee hee.

Even if I really bodge the exam - I can re-sit it.
But even so - my coursework sounds to be awesome - so that'll bring the grade up.

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I met up with Ashleigh and Shelly afterwards.
Ash had obviously not had the faff of the late start - being in a room all by herself, alone with her READER, lmao.

Ash didn't even need her 'extra-bonus-I'm-a-dippy-dyslexic-cow-extra-twenty-minutes' - she found the exam a pile of piss too.

I had a massive craving for crisps - so I got a bag of Smokey Bacon and a bag of BBQ Rib Walkers.
Ashleigh had a pannini - but ended up giving me half of her chips. I dunno why she bothers with chips - she always ends up giving them to me.
Not that I complain like.

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Today felt strange.
It didn't feel like the last day in college with Ash and Shelly together - that's what the Friday felt like.
Today just felt like a little bonus day.

Ashleigh went home at 1 - and Shelly didn't end up going to her A block lesson, surprise surprise.
The two of us went and sat on the 4th floor stairs.
I ate more crisps.
I also cuddled up to Shelly, kissing her a lot.

I can be content just to kiss her.
She has really soft lips, and they feel so nice against mine.

It's so much nicer to kiss a woman than it is to kiss a man.
Their lips and skin are so much softer, and you can feel your breasts press slightly against theirs when you're close.

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When I got home, I ate 6 rashers of bacon and a packet of bacon noodles.
LOLBACON.

I finished off Tron Bonne - updated my Backloggery.
I don't think I TOTALLY completed it though - I had a few Servbots whose skills weren't totally maxed...
Mehhhhh... Maybe I'll play through it again soon.

I started up a new save of Gex: Deep Cover Gecko.
This time, I'm determined to get EVERYTHING.
All the paw coins, all the bonus coins, all the remotes.
I WILL THRASH THOSE DODGY LEVELS.

Tonight, I've managed to get about a little further than halfway through the game.
I've finished off a lot of the earlier levels - I'm approaching the dodgier ones - but I'll save those for tomorrow.

My Backloggery is going to be so happy.