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[Blog #170] --- Neutral --- [Sunday] - POPURI'S PREGNANT!
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Blog #170
POPURI'S PREGNANT!
POPURI'S PREGNANT!
Typical to my usual schedule - I've spent my Sunday at nana's: playing Harvest Moon, drinking endless quantities of blackcurrant juice and eating Mars cake bars.
Today's Sunday lunch was comprised of chicken - which made a change to beef. Nana used what was left to make sandwiches for tea. I fucking love cold cooked chicken, it's amazing.
I'm on a streak with my farm - I've gone from 61% to 70% - I've been spending all my money buying cows and sheep - and then proceeding to give them weird fucking names.
I've called one of my cows BUBBLES for fuck's sake.
I'm also growing massive quantities of vegetables and earning masses of money. I've finally worked out some decent strategies for this. I've also decided to get the Harvest Sprites in on the action - they can brush my animals. If I'm going to end up with 20 of them - I REALLY won't be fucking arsed to brush all of them.
I still have to go around and talk to them all though. And it helps if I milk the cows before they do. The stupid twats don't even use the cheese maker - so they're losing me vital money, damn it!
And I'll have to tell them to sod off in Autumn - either that, or leave my best sheep outside. I want to enter her in the sheep festival - and no sheep shall ever escape the vile clutches of the CLIPPING SHEARS.
And in other news - Shelly, my first cow has won the Cow Festival.
GOLDEN MILK FOR ALL!
But the thing that amused me the most was Popuri discovering SHE WAS PREGNANT.
I pissed myself when the dialogue box popped up.
Now I'm going to have to think of a name for the spawn.
Tee hee, just imagine the perecentage I'm going to get for having him.
It's a bit strange though - my character's name is Dixie, and my wife is Popuri.
I couldn't even combine the names, because I then end up with names like PIXIE AND POPPIE.
PMSL...
I'm pondering with names like Vito, Dean, Ashley - etc etc.
(Don't ask how the fuck those three names relate - I just seem to think they'd all fit nicely.)
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I'm so fucking distracted at the moment - I have old blogs to update and coursework to finish, but all I want to do is sit here on YouTube and watch episodes of Fillmore!
I was thinking about it, for some reason - doubted that any episodes would be available on YT, and I only went and found A SHITLOAD.
Today's Sunday lunch was comprised of chicken - which made a change to beef. Nana used what was left to make sandwiches for tea. I fucking love cold cooked chicken, it's amazing.
I'm on a streak with my farm - I've gone from 61% to 70% - I've been spending all my money buying cows and sheep - and then proceeding to give them weird fucking names.
I've called one of my cows BUBBLES for fuck's sake.
I'm also growing massive quantities of vegetables and earning masses of money. I've finally worked out some decent strategies for this. I've also decided to get the Harvest Sprites in on the action - they can brush my animals. If I'm going to end up with 20 of them - I REALLY won't be fucking arsed to brush all of them.
I still have to go around and talk to them all though. And it helps if I milk the cows before they do. The stupid twats don't even use the cheese maker - so they're losing me vital money, damn it!
And I'll have to tell them to sod off in Autumn - either that, or leave my best sheep outside. I want to enter her in the sheep festival - and no sheep shall ever escape the vile clutches of the CLIPPING SHEARS.
And in other news - Shelly, my first cow has won the Cow Festival.
GOLDEN MILK FOR ALL!
But the thing that amused me the most was Popuri discovering SHE WAS PREGNANT.
I pissed myself when the dialogue box popped up.
Now I'm going to have to think of a name for the spawn.
Tee hee, just imagine the perecentage I'm going to get for having him.
It's a bit strange though - my character's name is Dixie, and my wife is Popuri.
I couldn't even combine the names, because I then end up with names like PIXIE AND POPPIE.
PMSL...
I'm pondering with names like Vito, Dean, Ashley - etc etc.
(Don't ask how the fuck those three names relate - I just seem to think they'd all fit nicely.)
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I'm so fucking distracted at the moment - I have old blogs to update and coursework to finish, but all I want to do is sit here on YouTube and watch episodes of Fillmore!
I was thinking about it, for some reason - doubted that any episodes would be available on YT, and I only went and found A SHITLOAD.
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