"Suche gut gebauten 18-30 jährigen zum schlachten...“ - Der Metzgermeister

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Summer Accomplishments:
- Finished off the Battle CDs on Pokémon XD: Gale Of Darkness

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AT FUCKING LAST - I'm finally up-to-date with these blogs.
I've noticed that if I write a blog on the night of the actual day, it's WAY more detailed than if I leave it blank and update it later.

Hear me Dixie - no blank blogs - unless you're falling asleep on your keyboard or there's a pressing matter, like the ceiling being forced to cave in by the elves dancing in the loft.
Mmm, yes Dixie...

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As I knew I would end up doing - I managed to finish off all 50 Battle CDs on Pokémon XD.

And I caught enough useless wild Pokémon to swap all my uber stuff from Collosseum onto my XD save.
That way I can have all the Pokémon on the better game - and have a whole white memory card free.

One never knows when I'm going to get more games.
(I mean seriously, I can hardly see myself playing Doshin The Giant anytime soon. That fucker takes up a whole 50+ blocks.)

Oddly enough though - it's taken me nearly all day to do that.

In the meantime, I had my GameCube set up alongside my Wii  - I had Mario Party 5 running with a 50-turn all-computer board. Tee hee, it can unlock mini-games FOR me. I don't have to do A THING.
Wah ha ha ha.....

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I actually ventured out of the house today - shock fucking horror.
Mam wanted me to go to the chemists and pick up some medicine for her.
I did so - listening to Lisa on my way. I listened to Extreme, Rammstein, Cannibal Corpse and Unearth. Not a bad combination.

I'm thinking of re-making the NEW PLAYLIST. Some of the songs are getting stale. That and I need to make room for the new legendary tunes making their way into my brain.

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On my way back, I stopped into Asif's and bought a Yorkie.
I was served by that random woman with the short grey hair and the glasses.
She said to me: "Eeee, I haven't seen YOU in a while."

I used to go there every Saturday with Adam and buy Cherry Coke, crisps and chocolate.
Of course, that's before the "credit crunch". Ah, the days when chocolate bars used to be 40p...

I replied: "I'm still here." - and I smiled.

She was really kind to me as well - I said: "Can I have a Yorkie please?"
She goes: "OF COURSE YOU CAN DARLIN'!"
(Of course, this amused me, but I kept my giggles in.)

Because it's so warm recently, and they don't keep the chocolate in a fridge - it was starting to melt.
But it was at the point where it's good melting - not bad melting.
Not melting to the point where it makes you look like you've been anally fingering someone with the runs - just melting to the point where when it enters your mouth, it slowly melts on your tongue.

It was that tasty, I'd actually finished it before I got back in the house.

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I made myself fish fingers and chicken noodles - drank about 5 pints of water with ice-cubes, then went back to Pokémon XD.

My team now is:
- a level 76 Jolteon ("Spike")
- a level 74 Breloom ("Loonie")
- a level 93 Espeon  ("Emily")
- and a level 91 Typhlosion ("Volvic")

(All of which are nicknamed after characters in my fan fiction TFATH.)
I can't be fucking arsed with the Orre Collosseum. I can't be bothered with levelling them all to 100.

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It's so mint - because I've gotten into the habit of drinking shitloads of water - my piss is CLEAR.
Just the way piss should be. Practically clear, with a minor tinge of yellow to it.
It's so refreshing too. Not like that semi-dehydrated piss that feels like you're passing treacle out of your twat.

(Number of graphic metaphors in this blog... currently 2. )

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According to my Backloggery - 40% of my games are unfinished.
That's not bad - it works out at about 72 that I need to complete.
Rofl, I have all the fucking time in the world.

(Well, all the time until September anyway.)

Can't believe I've only been left college for like a week and a bit.
It feels like AGES.

At least tomorrow I'll have something - or to be more exact somone, to entertain me.
I was going to go to Ash's tomorrow, but I can't - dad would have ended up dropping me off at 7:30AM.

10:30AM is DAFT EARLY.
But 7:30AM is FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY STUPIDLY BASTARD EARLY.

And Ash wouldn't like that.
Pmsl, I don't think I fucking would either.

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Shelly's been on the phone to me a lot today.
She's actually managed to get a signal out in the middle of nowhere.
The silly cow's gone and got sunstroke. She's been throwing up and getting dizzy all day.
If I was there with her, I'd rub after-sun on her back and make her feel better.

Despite the shitty signal failing on occassion, we've had some pretty insightful conversation today.
Disregarding the fucking twenty minutes  we spent talking about fucking STAIRS.

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This blog hasn't stayed on one fucking topic, has it?
Lmfao. From Pokémon XD to pissing treacle.
Oh, the wonders of my disturbed and disorganised mind.

This blog has quite a happy tone to it - considering that "Dixie currently feels depressed."
Hmm, I think I have bi-polar disorder.
YAY!