"Suche gut gebauten 18-30 jährigen zum schlachten...“ - Der Metzgermeister

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Summer Accomplishments:

- COMPLETED AND TOTALLY MASTERED FINAL FANTASY VII!

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I was supposed to be going to Ash's today, but as it was Jordan's 18th birthday party last night, Ash assumed everyone would be too hungover to cope with me - so she came here instead.
After last night, I wasn't actually hungover, I was just really tired. I didn't even feel sick or have a headache.

I amused Ash by letting her read the blog I wrote last night. Seriously, you have to fucking decode it.
Basically it's just saying I went to nana's 50th wedding anniversary party at the Eston Labour Club, mam's cousin Yan got up on the stage and sang, I was talking to an old work colleague of grandad's about bands and motorbikes and I drank 3 pints of cider and got tipsy with my dad.

It's actually not that badly written, I just seemed to have mashed the keyboard instead of actually pressing the buttons.
So I shall post the photos I mentioned here - while we're on the topic:



Lyndsey, taking photos - as she was doing ALL night. :/



Nana and grandad.



Their cake - the little icing people bear odd resemblences.



My eyes are super-widened here. The gadge I was talking to is the one sat behind me.



Me and daddy.

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Either way - Ash wanted to complete something today, with her as witness.
So I gave her the to-be-completed wallet and told her to choose.
After we established that there was only about 3 games I could have actually finished in the time we had, she chose Final Fantasy VII.

I told her that she'd have to hang about for an hour or two while I finished mastering all of my materia crystals - but she didn't seem to mind.
So we drank Pepsi, ate pizza and crisps while Ash played flash games and we both watched flash movies - I basically wandered about in The Crater, holding down circle so my characters would automatically attack at the start of each battle.

When I'd gotten all of this done, and Ash had showed me the Awesome Series on Newgrounds - which are fairly amusing. The FF7 one itself is funny too - I re-entered The Crater, Ash came and sat beside me and I ventured to the centre.
It was irritating though - now I wasn't blundering about LOOKING for fights - shitloads were coming at me. Did my head in, it did.

Bloody Safer Sephiroth killed me the first time, because I was trying to avoid using Knights Of The Round - and for some reason, the Final Attack-Revive combination wouldn't work for this one time. I think Tifa was silenced or some varying reasons.
Neither Ash or myself was amused by the Super Nova attack that Safer Sephiroth has. It takes 3 times longer than KOTR - so you're sat watching this 2 minute animation, thinking you're about to get triple 9999 damage, but no - it leaves you with about 1000 HP and 3 fully charged limit breaks. Very pointless.

I felt my efforts of completing this with Ash were a bit wasted - she didn't fully understand what was going on in the ending. I'd explained the main background of the story to her - but still. I should have completed it with Adam.
Oh well, next time Adam is round - I'll show him the bosses and the ending, if he wants to see them.