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Blog #61

Ticking The Boxes!

 

 

Yay - another typical Saturday.

There be lots of reasons why I love Saturdays so much - always have done, and it seems that I always will do.

 

Either way - I spent the morning cleaning my room, packing away some more stuff for nana's and playing another hour of Ocarina of Time.

Shelly came first - about 20 minutes before Ashleigh. She watched me fail at a few attempts at beating Dampé the gravekeeper with a time of 1:00. Every time, I was between 1 and 5 seconds too slow.

 

When Ash arrived, I finished off the Spirit Temple.

LMFAO, the two witches are HILARIOUS.

Easy too, compared to previous bosses. A bit weird that the last temple would be the easiest, but... oh well.

 

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When Shelly started to get bored of Zelda - we swapped to World Tour.

We did a six-song gig with me on vocals, Ash on lead and Shelly on bass. Ash has gone off drums, so it seems.

I have a new 'must-sing' song now, lmao. Toy Boy!

 

I made beefburgers and pasta for tea - Ash and I ate the last of the carbonara. Mam says they don't sell it anymore...

I hope they still do, I likes me a bit of cheesy bacon-y pasta.

 

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I had to go and get bread and milk for mam, so Shelly came with me so she could have a cigarette. When we came back, Ash was playing World Tour. I'd bought a Bournville, so I shared it out.

 

Then came our time of cuddling together on my bed for several hours.

I was really winding Shelly up. When Ash was playing on Guitar Hero, so she wasn't looking at us, I kept caressing her breasts. I could tell it was turning her on, lmfao.

Then she got her own back by touching my arse - slag.

 

When Shelly was playing, I was brushing Ash's hair again. She didn't notice I was chewing on the ends, either. It smells so good.

Ash seemed to be in a very trusting mood today. I was sat behind her for about 45 minutes, massaging her shoulders, then I rolled up her shirt a little at the back and I was stroking her spine and licking her skin.

Another bonus of Ash not having much feeling in her back - she didn't know what I was doing half the time.

 

Then of course, because I'm evil and I just had to take advantage of my position - I gave Ash a monster wedgie and lifted her up off the bed by her granny pants.

 

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I managed to tick lots of my ticky boxes today - not just with Ash, but with my game records too.

Why yes, I did complete Ocarina.

 

Ash begged me for ages to play it again - she wanted to watch me do the last dungeon and the boss. She's already completed it, you see.

For ages, I was wandering around this room trying to reach a silver rupee on the ceiling - then I just hear Ash from next to me go: "*cough*HOOKSHOT*cough*" - I was in fits for ages.

 

She didn't even tell me anything about the end either - aw, bless her, she didn't want to spoil it for me.

I knew about the running down the tower, but she didn't tell me about the BIG FUCK OFF BOSS after the other boss!

I was well panicking too because I didn't have any fairies- and I was running around with only 4 of my 20 hearts.

But I managed it. Tee hee, I didn't die. I kicked some ginger Ganondorf arse.

 

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I've managed to do the one thing I never thought I'd do today.

I didn't just do it once either - once I'd done it, I wanted to do it again, and again, and I still want to do it now.

 

When I was cuddling Ash, I just thought "Oh, fucking sod it mate." - and I kissed her. On the lips too.

This is one way to tell if someone is a dyke - if you proper "nom kiss" them, as Ash calls it - and they don't do it back, then they're not. Ash isn't, but either way. I was happy she didn't pull away from me any of the times.