"Suche gut gebauten 18-30 jährigen zum schlachten...“ - Der Metzgermeister

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Dixie currently feels:

 Depressed

 

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Blog #72

Sexy Clavat 

 

I woke up feeling proper shite - asides from having a slight headache and sore throat and having hardly any sleep the night before - I was feeling pretty lapsed and depressed.

I asked nana if I could stay off college - so I didn't bother getting up.

 

I got my lost sleep and re-awoke at about half 11.

I ate a full jar of hotdogs - with six slices of bread. Rofl, I be such a fat cow sometimes.

 

By this time, I was getting texts from Ash and Shelly asking me where I was.

I told them I felt shit and I couldn't be arsed coming.

 

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I took advantage of my extra time, finished off all of the story modes on Dancing Stage: Mario Mix and played through a lot more songs on free mode.

On a game site - it says to unlock Super Hard story mode, you need to beat Very Hard story mode - but I've done that, and I still don't have it.

 

I've had the urge to start playing Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles again recently.

I didn't want to start a new game until I'd finished off some older ones...

 

So, I decided I'd get my 100% completion on The Simpsons Hit & Run.

I had about 98%, as I was missing a bonus mission, some costumes and some cars.

So I drove around for about an hour, destroying everything until I'd stolen enough money to buy what I had left. The bonus mission was a cunt - but thanks to a hint from a guide on GameFAQs, I got it done.

Now I have 100% completion, with a sexy gold Homer sticker on my scrapbook.

 

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With this done, I couldn't stand the longing to play Crystal Chronicles for any longer.

I started up a new save in Tipa and made my character.

 

Here's the character I made, a sexy female Clavat with long hair from a family of blacksmiths:

 

 

That's official artwork - as that character is the one on the front of the instruction manual.

I just Photoshopped it and cut off the white background. I couldn't have the shitty white outline ruining the black integrity of my blog.

 

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I played through the first dungeon a few times, until I'd collected enough artifacts to raise my stats a little bit.

I thought I'd be logical with the family trade this time. Last time, I chose ranchhands - and they give you slices of meat. This is stupid, Clavats are vegetarians - making them eat fish and meat proper doesn't give you much health restoration.

 

With that in mind, I'm only keeping fruit that I pick up - and I sell all of the vegetables and meat.

 

Blacksmith was a more logical trade.

I very rarely cast spells - the only ones I use are Fire and Cure - Cure being a needed.

So I only go for brute force attacks - being able to craft new swords and armour is very handy.

 

Oooh, and one thing I noticed - ARMOUR IS SPELT RIGHT!

They've actually used the correct spelling in a game for once!

 

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I've been having problems with my Guitar Hero Community account all fucking week now.

Every time I go to log in - I have to fill out this other form for an Activision account.

I fill it out, verify my password - AND THE FORM COMES BACK.

 

I've filled it out like 12 times now.

It says I'm logged in, but I can't click on ANYTHING, because it BRINGS THE FORM BACK.

 

If I can't get it sorted, I won't want to play Guitar Hero anymore...

 

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Shelly started sending me texts at around 6 - saying I was going to be angry with her.

I didn't know what for like - so I asked her.

 

She rang me later - saying that she'd confronted Michelle about spreading rumours about us in college.

The hunch was right  - it WAS her - so I felt really guilty about blaming Kayley and Lewis.

I've apologised to them both - so I hope everything's alright now.

 

So as they were apparently talking in Photography - Michelle made no attempt to lower her fucking voice - so now the whole Photography class knows that Shelly and I have slept together.

THANK FUCK ASH WAS IN THE ART ROOMS.

 

Though, this has given us a slight problem.

We now stand the risk of Ash being told by some knob from the group.

So we're going to have to tell her ourselves.

 

It makes me feel so shit to know that Shelly was terrified of telling me this because she thought I'd be angry.

I'm very rarely angry. My emotion may come across as anger, but it's usually dismay, depression, rejection or frustration.

I don't often feel anger...