"Suche gut gebauten 18-30 jährigen zum schlachten...“ - Der Metzgermeister

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Dixie currently feels:

 Neutral

 

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Blog #95

Coursework, iSketch & Backgrounds 

 

 

Lmao, I've been in a relationship with Shelly for a week now.

I haven't seen her since Saturday - she's going to come and see me tomorrow.

 

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I had such a fucking funny dream last night.

 

I dreamt my mam was eating a pufferfish sandwich - basically a pufferfish in a bun.

A wholemeal bun (which is probably why I was asking her if we had buns in today then demanding why when she said no) - and she was nomming on it until it slipped out from the bread.

Then it proceeded to BOUNCE AROUND THE ROOM LIKE A BALL.

 

I woke up pissing myself laughing, I swear to God.

David was amused when I told him and mam after I'd gone downstairs.

 

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Today was another say of wasting half the day in bed.

Then I got up, ate cheesy hotdogs and played Guitar Hero: World Tour for about 5 hours.

 

I'm addicted to playing my Saria's Song.

I've uploaded it to GHTunes.

I had a browse through them - there's 3 others, so including my own - there's 4 Saria's Songs.

In my own personal opinion - mine is the 2nd best.

 

The best one is by some gadge called The Polar Bear Tree - his, or hers - has a proper mint drum beat. Really similar to the actual song. I didn't have the drum sheet music, nor do I have a great musical ear, so I just made up my own drum beat.

 

The other two Saria's Songs are shitty electronic versions, and they're both PROPER out of tune.

Out of tune to the point where it hurts your brain to listen to them.

 

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I've actually got 3/4 of my coursework finished now.

Shock fucking horror, I know.

 

My first piece and my first commentary are totally done now.

The commentary is a pile of fucking bollocks, however.

I found a way to do it - turn on VICARIOUS at proper high volume and block out the thoughts surrounding you.

 

I actually wrote Regenbogen-Streifen to Vicarious too... And some Blackmore's Night songs. Ivory Tower was one of them, I believe.

I can write so well if I listen to the bands in my INSPIRATIONAL BANDS list.

(See the older blog, knob. )

 

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I spent the rest of the night on the phone to Shelly and playing on iSketch with Adam.

 

Oh, good times.

iSketch is something Adam and I haven't played for a long time.

 

Rofl, the great times we've had in KELLY'S MAM.

 

 

 

Adam: "OMG AYSHEA, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

 

Kelly_Green: "What's a Miraan?"

 

Adam: "OMG AYSHEA, STOP DRAWING YOSHI."

 

Ayshea: "BUM THRILLS!"

 

Dixie: "She cracked the ice? LMFAO, IS SHE FAT?!"

 

 

Every time we play, something legendary happens.

 

Today's highlights were Adam having a fit over "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DRAW 'ACADEMY'?!", my hilarious drawing of cows in a field...

One of the words I got to draw was "TAILOR", so I wrote "LOL, SHE EATS POO." - a reference to Taylor - so Adam got it straight away.

 

He told me to print screen this:

 

 

I had to draw "SMILE" - so I drew a big scary Foxon-esque gadge in yellow.

Yellow is a HAPPY COLOUR.

 

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Before I went to bed, I had a faff on Photoshop and I made this white paint splatter background for my blog.

 

I would have had it as the background for the blog as well, not just the page - but there's a really ugly joining line where the plugins stop and the page background starts.

So I just have the empty black space there now.